DewBeDewBeDew is a female whose name rhymes with a fruit. She lives in a town of about 4,000 in NW Wisconsin. The town, as with its smaller villages that neighbor it, are rife with drunks, meth addicts and general white trash. That may be why its one of the poorest counties in the state, but DewBe digresses. Her hometown got visited by an F-3 tornado on Labor Day in 2002, although no liquor stores, meth labs or trailer parks were destroyed. Nobody died either.

DewBe is the third out of four kids. She has two brothers and a sister (and for those who are wondering, it's sister, older brother, DewBe, little brother. Sister is also blonde, older brother has a darker complexion, and little brother is ginger). She also has four nephews and a niece. DewBe up until late May '08 had a mixed breed dog named Scamp, who passed away at the age of 17 1/2 human years. Other animals that have traipsed throughout the family home has been numerous dogs (mostly plott hounds and farting bassets), three hamsters (two who committed suicide), and some fish.

DewBe has been in her current job for over five years. She refuses to disclose it but it does involve dealing with the general public, including said drunks, meth addicts, and white trash.

As for interests, DewBe prefers watching TV, reading, surfing teh Internets, and listening to her slightly crappy CD mixes. Her favorite TV show is South Park (although she has now embraced the Fourth and Ninth Doctor eras of Doctor Who) she likes those schlocky Harlequin books (but adores The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy), and loves the Beatles.

DewBe likes to think she has an off-kilter sense of humor. The fact that she enjoys Life of Brian and has a part-time job teaching grade school catechism at her local church is testament to that. She tends to lean slightly to the right of the moderate line of politics, although at the moment she pretty much thinks all politicians are major dooshbags.

DewBe really can't think of anything else to say, but would like to include a very old picture of herself, dating from her senior year back in 2001. On second thought, this pic may best convey DewBe's personality..although the hair and glasses have changed. Thank you for reading, and please throw your cans and/or bottles in their respective containers.